Managers’ Merry Go Round


The carousel is on the spin

Who’s slung out and who slides in?

Who has to take it on the chin?

The managers. That’s who


The Scouser’s Klopp has had too much

They’ve gone for Slot. They’re going Dutch

Another pearl? Another crutch?

The club don’t have a clue!


Then there’s Pep who’s slaughtered Klopp

He’s Billy Big Dick. Won the lot

Can even he be for the chop?

Has the Pep ship sailed?


His season’s plan’s gone belly up

Carlo’s knocked him out the cup

So has he really done enough

To stop him being nailed?


The Chelsea boss is one to watch

Will big bucks Boehley pay off Poch?

He sits alone upon deathwatch

Waiting for the axe


The Argies future’s looking grim

They’re making eyes at Amorim

Will he sink or will he swim?

To paper over cracks


When Unai went they got Arteta

The Gunner’s boss is doing better

But will he wear the loser’s sweater

By missing out first place


Then Unai ended up at Villa

The Arsenal sack was not a killer

His winning hand’s now the tiller

So far. But watch this space!