Managers Merry-go-round

The carousel is on the spin
Who’s slung out and who slides in?
Who has to take it on the chin?
The managers. That’s who

The Scouser’s Klopp has had too much
They’ve gone for Slot. They’re going Dutch
Another pearl? Another crutch?
The club don’t have a clue!

Then there’s Pep who’s slaughtered Klopp
He’s Billy Big Dick. Won the lot
Can even he be for the chop?
Has the Pep ship sailed?

His season’s plan’s gone belly up
Carlo’s knocked him out the cup
So has he really done enough
To stop him being nailed?

The Chelsea boss is one to watch
Will big bucks Boehley pay off Poch?
He sits alone upon deathwatch
Waiting for the axe

The Argies future’s looking grim
They’re making eyes at Amorim
Will he sink or will he swim?
To paper over cracks

When Unai went they got Arteta
The Gunner’s boss is doing better
But will he wear the loser’s sweater
By missing out first place

Then Unai ended up at Villa
The Arsenal sack was not a killer
His winning hand’s now the tiller
So far. But watch this space!

C T Sullivan